From the EAA chapter 81 September new letter, most I had never heard.
LARRY`S PROVERBS
1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on
the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad
name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are
below average.
6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without
enthusiasm.
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the
second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture
most people have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a
bad memory..
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending
machines.
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a
couple of payments.
13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis?
Raise my hand.
14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
15. When everything is coming your way, you're
in the wrong lane.
16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness
pays off now.
17. How much deeper would the ocean be
without sponges?
18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get
sucked into jet engines.
19. What happens if you get scared half to death,
twice?
20. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?
21. Inside every older person is a younger person
wondering, 'What the heck happened?'
22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we
would all fall off.
23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why
some people appear bright until you hear
them speak.
24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more
like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today,
might burn your butt tomorrow.