It?s late. You?re behind. Your spouse is standing there tapping his or her foot because you haven?t provided a Christmas list yet. You haven?t even started a list because you have been busy working on your RV. (You also haven?t started your Christmas shopping because your RV consumes your life ? but we can?t help you out of that sort of trouble!) You need help. You need a list, and you need it now! We are here to help!
We offer here an amended version of that old holiday classic saluting the Twelve Days of Christmas. Not having much use for calling birds or maids a milking, and being more than a little concerned about the effects on weight and balance of ten Lords a leaping (do they affect gross weight while in midleap?), we felt that a more appropriate shopping list needed to be developed ? especially with the builder in mind. Maybe by leaving this ditty around the house, a few last minute presents might be generated.
In an effort to be concise in communications, we will forego the multitude of verses leading to the final approach fix?so here is the twelfth day!
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve silver clecos
?leven truss head screws
Ten rolls of duct tape
Nine Scotchbright pads
Eight cans of primer
Seven nylon tie-wraps
Six hi-temp lock nuts
Five bucking bars
Four dimple dies
Three rivet sets
Two quickbuild wings
And a slow-build fuselage
Happy Holidays from Paul and Louise!
We offer here an amended version of that old holiday classic saluting the Twelve Days of Christmas. Not having much use for calling birds or maids a milking, and being more than a little concerned about the effects on weight and balance of ten Lords a leaping (do they affect gross weight while in midleap?), we felt that a more appropriate shopping list needed to be developed ? especially with the builder in mind. Maybe by leaving this ditty around the house, a few last minute presents might be generated.
In an effort to be concise in communications, we will forego the multitude of verses leading to the final approach fix?so here is the twelfth day!
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve silver clecos
?leven truss head screws
Ten rolls of duct tape
Nine Scotchbright pads
Eight cans of primer
Seven nylon tie-wraps
Six hi-temp lock nuts
Five bucking bars
Four dimple dies
Three rivet sets
Two quickbuild wings
And a slow-build fuselage
Happy Holidays from Paul and Louise!
