Scuttlebutt? Doug, I'm very pleased you're using Navy phraseology on this site!! Good on ya!
Now for some more:
It's not a ceiling, it's an overhead
It's not a wall, it's a bulkhead
It's not the floor, it's the deck
It's not a door, it's a hatch
They're not stairs, they're ladders
It's not the up font or back there, it's fore and aft
It's not the front and back, it's the bow and stern
It's not left or right, but port and starboard
It's not up there, it's aloft
We're not going backwards, we have stern way
It's not candy/soda, it's geedunk
It's not....oh wait, I'd better get back to work