Lobster
In USAF pilot training 74-01 class at Moody AFB, Ga, we had T-38 cross counties setup. A new-Englander student persuaded his IP to head up to Maine with a cargo pod under the T-38, which resembles a drop tank/bomb but hauls a suitcase or two.
They loaded up on fresh lobster and seaweed for the 'short' trip back to Moody where a Squadron Lobster event was planned. After takeoff, a mechanical forced a divert. To preserve the precious and expensive cargo,they got a room with a frig and transported all the live lobsters over until the T-38 was repaired. Then, back to the flight line to load up the critters again. Enroute, another mechanical forced them to repeat the exercise. They were so disgusted by the time they got back to Moody that they never wanted to see/handle another lobster again.