Proposed Ad for New Calendar
Builder?s Babes Calendar
New and HOT off the press? VAF?s new Builder?s Babes Calendar. Move over Sports Illustrated. This new calendar makes your flat-belly swimsuit edition look like a poorly done spread featuring ?Women of The View?. Each month features a REAL beauty who supports the man she loves by allowing him to pursue his dream. Even when it doesn?t make any sense to her! This is a must have for anyone building or planning to build an airplane. Hurry and purchase yours NOW. Supplies are limited! Operators are standing by. AND, if you are one of the first 10 buyers, we?ll throw in a completed, flying RV of your choice! That?s right a FREE airplane. So call NOW!
(Disclaimer: Free aircraft offer is limited to first 10 callers. Separate shipping and handling charges apply and must be paid when purchasing the calendar. Please allow up to 520 weeks for delivery. Calendar purchasers and viewers agree not to ?hit on? any builder?s babe featured in the calendar at fly-ins, EAA meetings, or other such gatherings of builders/pilots. All sales are final. Your mileage may vary. VAF is not responsible for any negative consequences of purchasing and/or viewing the calendar. This includes but is not limited to the following: jealous spouse/significant other, divorce, damage to purchaser?s aircraft resulting from above, feelings of despair, yearning, lust, and others. Furthermore, VAF is not responsible for any injuries to the purchaser while they walk to/from the mailbox to check to see if their calendar has arrived or actually retrieve their calendar. Purchaser agrees to hold harmless VAF and any of its advertisers, members, attorneys, and others who are even remotely associated with VAF and any of its advertisers, members, attorneys, and others. Other limitations and exclusions apply. See
www.vansairforce.com/nocansuemeyoujerk. Time is of the essence.)
Another disclaimer... The above ad is a joke and herein referred to as "the Joke". Readers of the Joke understand that the above is not real. They further agree to hold harmless and not spam the writer of the Joke.
