KevinL

KevinL

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So I was in the Dallas area on January 29th and was invited to participate what turned out to be a 10 ship flight which formed up over Hicks and went to Gainesville for lunch.

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All the planes on the ramp.

The problem was, how do you move 15 people 10 miles down the road to eat lunch when there are only 2 Crown Vic's that the airport can lend us? Well, the first car made it out and we managed to get 8 people (over 200 lb avg wt) in the second Crown Vic. Jarhead was driving the second Car.

We almost made it to the Highway, when....

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Oh Oh, Rollers.

Now, submit the best caption for:

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Photo #1

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Photo #2

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Photo #3


I think everyone had a pretty good time! I know I did.
 
Caption

"You boys are bit old for college ain't ya? And don't ya know it's supposed to be a Volkswagon!?! A Crown Vic is cheatin'!"

Ok, so you have to let us know what happened!
 
Photo 1 reminded me of a line from Smokey and the Bandit.

There's no way, no way that you came from my loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!

Buford T. Justice
 
Bryan Wood said:
Photo 1 reminded me of a line from Smokey and the Bandit.

There's no way, no way that you came from my loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!

Buford T. Justice
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That's exactly what I was thinking at the time!
 
I can fit 3 or 4 of you clowns in my crown vic... Maybe more like 2 or 3... I'm feeling a little full this morning!
 
"What in the Wild Wild World of Sports is goin on around here?"

or my favorite thing to hear...

"Y'all aint from 'round here, are ya?"
 
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Didn't you fellas do your weight and balance before starting down the road in the car?

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Yes, but we figured that if I can fly at 160 kts with 1700 lb RV on 180 HP I ought to be able to do 60 mph with a 4000 lb crown victoria on 400 HP.

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You better recheck your math as the car is dragging on the ground.
 
Photo Caption

Photo One: Cop - "I see that you got the hat...but did you make the donation?"

Photo Two: Cop - "Mister, what's your excuse?"

Photo Three: Cop - "Make it happen...you hear?"
 
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You've got four people too many, gentlemen.​

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I can carry four in my car back there.​

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Where we eating? You're buying, right?​
 
Photo #1: "So, Let me see It I got this right, ALL you guys built an airplane in your garage, then use them to fly to good food every weekend?"

Photo #2: "Yep, our support group has a website, Vansairforce.net"

Photo#3: "see you guys later...hey one last thing....taildragger or tricycle?"
 
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"Say fellas, can you lend an officer a hand, I'm broken down in the black and white?"

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"Officer, do you realize that you are interferring with the duties of a professional flight crew?"

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"Okay fellas, lets arrest him!"
 
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Here's my stab ay it...

KevinL said:
Now, submit the best caption for:

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Photo #1
RV'r: Are you sue you didn't put it down somewhere?
Officer: No I just had it in this hand!

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Photo #2
Rv'r: I think you dropped it.
Officer: What? Where?

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Photo #3
Rv'r: Right there in the grass.
Officer: D***. That was the last bear claw too.
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I was there in the car that got away!

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Cop: Where have you men been?
Us: Training Sir!

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Cop: What kind of training, son?
Us: RRRRRRR-V Training Sir!

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Cop: Am I to understand that you men completed your training on your own?
Us: That's a fact, Jack!


Stripes - circa 1981
 
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Photo #1

"Well Mr. Scorch, I don't see the term "overhead break" in the driver's manual."


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Photo #2

"Do you know who I am?"


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Photo #3

"Yup, chicks definitely dig the uniform."
 
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Photo #1

Crash: Somebody need a Doctor.
Oscifer: No
Husker: (Quietly)We are not in Kansas anymore TOTO.
Oscifer: Let me get this straight. I think I am seeing double after all
the coffee and donuts. I have 5 in the back and 3 in the front. Is that
correct.
Jarhead: Correct (outloud)
Jarhead: (To self) Should have been LEAD.
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Oscifer: Do I need to check the trunk ??
Jarhead: No they were to big to put in there. Don't you think I thought
about that.

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Jarhead: I bet the other car is already headed back.
 
I can hear Jarhead now! Really officer we all have a day pass from the Dept. of Mental Health!
 
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REALLY!? I can have a ride!??
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What ya mean its your airplane and i cant have a ride? where's that little runt?
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Whoooa, lets see that again, i didn't even see ya pull the trigger!ya didn't have to shoot him! he was only joking
 
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