So we're on the ground at Osaka, Japan (KIX), just about to call clearance delivery for our clearance to Anchorage. Just before keying the mike...."Well folks, we'd like to welcome you aboard Air New Zealand XXXX"... he goes on and on about the route of flight, expected weather, how they've got a great group of flight attendants aboard to serve you, etc. We can just about visualize every other crew on the frequency grabbing their mikes to comment. Finally the Captain stops talking... and then it starts. "Hey mate, thanks for the tour", "If those F/As are so great, send them over here", etc.
Long silence. Finally, we hear..."This is the first officer speaking, the captain's just now crawling out from under his seat". Now, the best part, the local controller, having already heard all this, announces "Station calling, be advised, this is Kansai Ground". ......."Uh, no kidding, I think he's got that fugured out about now".
Doug Seward
Seattle area
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