New FAA rules

[RV7Guy]

NPRM:

1000.1A No pilot or pilots, or person or persons acting on the
direction or suggestion or supervision of the pilot or pilots may try,
or attempt to try or make or make attempt to try to comprehend or
understand any or all, in whole or in part of the herein mentioned
Federal Aviation Regulations, except as authorized by the Administrator
or an agent appointed by, or inspected by the Administrator.

1000.1B If the pilot, or group of associated pilots becomes aware of,
or realizes, or detects, or discovers or finds that he, or she, or they,
are or have been beginning to understand the Federal Aviation Regulations,

they must immediately, within three (3) days notify, in writing, the Administrator.

1000.1C Upon receipt of the above mentioned notice of impending
comprehension, the Administrator will immediately rewrite the Federal
Aviation Regulations in such manner as to eliminate any further
comprehension hazards.

1000.1D The Administrator may, at his or her option, require the
offending pilot, or pilots, to attend remedial instruction in Federal
Aviation Regulations until such time that the pilot is too confused to
be capable of understanding anything.

[JDanno]

Amen to that Bro!

my son-in-law just gave me a t-shirt that reads:

"FAA Mission Statement"
"We're not happy until you're not happy!"

[MNForrest]

I can read it now: "Cause of accident determined to be the pilots misunderstanding of part 1000.2 misunderstandable regulations and their subsequent failure to missunderstand or uncomprehend."