Ah...best wishes

[KTM520guy]

Please be advised of my best wishes for an environmentally-conscious, socially-responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most joyous tradition of the religious persuasion of your choice, and with respect for the religious persuasions of others, or for their choice not to practice a religion at all.



Also please have a fiscally successful, personally-fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to our society have helped make our nation great, without regard to the race, creed, color, religious or sexual orientation of those so distinguished..



Ah...best wishes



KTM520guy



This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal upon review, opposition, or objective offense. It implies no promise by the sender to actually implement any of the wishes for himself or others. Acceptance of these criteria does not obligate the recipient to action, response or promise of expenditure. It is merely conveyed as an honest attempt to communicate the season's good wishes without threat of legal, moral or disrespective administrative policy or practice.

[TSwezey]

You had a chance at King of the politcally correct statement until I saw your avatar!

[robertahegy]

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you, too, KTM and everyone.

Roberta

[Ron Lee]

Another great American practicing to help defend against those who wish to do us harm. While we are enjoying unmatched liberties and avocations, millions of others sacrifice to protect our way of life. Human nature is predictable and there will always be those who want to cause harm....that means internal and external to the USA.

[KTM520guy]

Uh...retro rockets for extreme short field landing performance

[TSwezey]

Good answer!

[brayski98]

Looks more like too close for missles, switching to guns. But this from the guy who is politically, fashionably and aerodynamically incorrect.