From the "it figures" department

[LettersFromFlyoverCountry]

You know, we've had the hottest summer in Minnesota, I think, in years, and I've finally gotten the canopy on track to drill to the channels and rollbar this weekend. Hot weather has been great for cutting. It's hardly rained a lick this summer.

So I'm all set to spend the weekend on the project and what's the forecast? Rain and a high of 57 degrees.

Gosh.

[Geico266]

Global warming happens every day. It's called the Sun.

[AlexPeterson]

Bob, just wait around about 5 months, and all molecular activity in Minnesota will stop. How can a crack propagate when the molecules aren't moving?

[gbrasch]

Hey Bob, I was in Phoenix last week on a job and it was 114, but a cool 109 back home in Tucson, come on over!