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10-05-2006, 07:53 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Tucson, AZ
Posts: 818
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Airplanes and Women-not RV related exactly
I was sent this and I thought I would pass it on. Hopefully it will not offend anyone. If so I apologize in advance.
Why Airplanes Are Easier to Live With Than Women
Airplanes usually kill you quickly ~ a woman takes her time.
Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go."
Airplanes don't object to a preflight inspection.
Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.
Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.
Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.
Airplanes don't come with in-laws.
Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flown before.
Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.
Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.
Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.
Airplanes expect to be tied down.
Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.
Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it's usually not good
Paul
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10-05-2006, 08:50 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Corvallis Oregon
Posts: 3,547
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funny
My Wife is rolling around the floor at the moment....Which means your gonna get it later...  |
10-05-2006, 09:13 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Beaver, OK
Posts: 447
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I LOVE IT!!!!!!!
I LOVE IT!!!!!!! At least someone on here has a since of humor!!!
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Alan (AJ) Judy
Beaver, OK in NO MANS LAND
RV-6 IO360A1B6 C/S Hartz 200HP ? 
Also Fly North American NAVIONs
Race car engine builder/Machinist/Fabricator 1982--present.
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10-05-2006, 09:22 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Portland, Oregon
Posts: 58
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So True!
I don't identify with every comment, but that last one rings true
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Aaron Frechette
RV9A Standard Kit (wings)
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10-05-2006, 09:48 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Hicks Airfield, Fort Worth,Texas
Posts: 1,727
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Guns
Guns
A 44 can be traded for two 22s
Your brother/friend can borrow your gun
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Jay Pratt VAF #2
RV Central - Builder Assistance
Paul Revere, Borrowed Horse, & Shooter
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10-05-2006, 09:54 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Cedar Park, TX
Posts: 3,152
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...and my wife is currently out (10:50pm) doing her night flights for her PPL with about 15hrs so far. She just soloed the other day and was stoked. I'm going to end up with a fully qualified co-pilot (more qualified than me at this point) as opposed to a detractor .
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Scott Card
CQ Headset by Card Machine Works
CMW E-Lift
RV-9A N4822C flying 2200+hrs. / Cedar Park, TX
RV8 Building - fuselage / showplanes canopy (Done!)
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10-06-2006, 07:38 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Gatesville,Tx
Posts: 83
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Is this a petition?
Where do I sign?
Just don't tell my wife!
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Justin Stephens
RV-6 Emp and Wings complete
Working on fuse.
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10-06-2006, 10:15 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Dallas, TX (ADS)
Posts: 2,180
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Originally Posted by Pmerems
However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it's usually not good
Paul
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I'd add to that: "If mishandled, neither will hesitate to take a bite out of your ***."
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Doug "The Other Doug Reeves" Reeves
CTSW N621CT - SOLD but not forgotten
Home Bases LBX, BZN
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10-07-2006, 12:08 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Victoria, BC
Posts: 132
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Originally Posted by Pmerems
I was sent this and I thought I would pass it on. Hopefully it will not offend anyone. If so I apologize in advance.
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I am really offended....hahahahahahahahahah
If you don't have humor ......life is not worthed...
Very good,
Pete 
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RV9A, Tip-up, O-320 Lyc. Avmap IV with Wx...BACK FROM OSH 2010
Third Annual DONE.......ZERO BIG PROBLEMS....just grease and sweat and a bit of glue 
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