I scare kids
My job is frightening children. I am a Circuit Judge in Orlando, Florida. I am currently serving in the juvenile division. When kids get out of control, tell their parents to "&*^% off" and commit crimes, Ie burglary, theft, drugs....they bring them to me. One mother recently told me that she has my picture at her house, when her kid starts acting up, she shows it to him. She says he straightens right up
I kinda feel like the scarecrow in the corn field.
When I am not putting fear into misbehaving youngsters, I am wearing a sailor suit. I am a Captain in the Navy Reserve, assigned as the CO of an intelligence unit that drills at NAS Ft Worth.
My third job, the one that pays for avionics, is being an adjunct law professor at Barry School of Law in Orlando. I teach trial advocacy. Kinda like teaching sharks to swim.
Earlier in my life I was a Marine, a police officer and detective in Washington D.C., a Deputy Sheriff in Pinellas Co. Florida, the Captain of a charter sailboat, Special Agent of the US Secret Service, and a prosecutor. I guess I just can't hold a job.
Being single with no kids allows me to have lots of toys including a 1942 Taylorcraft L2 and the RV8A project in my garage.