Sergei Eisenstein I'm not, but ....
[Ad opens, looking at a man's nice dress shoes resting on a nice desk. ]
"So, let's see, Bob, we got those large bail-out loans from the feds, forced our pilots, flight attendants, mechanics and agents to take pay cuts, outsourced our airplane maintenance overseas and we [incredulous] only got $1 million bonuses this year! We need to cut more costs"
"I know, I know ... Hey! We can get our friends [emphasis] in the FAA to increase taxes on all those small airplanes so we [emphasis] pay less taxes! Remember all that campaign cash we gave them?"
[camera pans from shoes to man's face, dressed in snazzy suit. Man lights a cigar and exhales]
"Oh, yeah, I remember"
[Fade to gray photo of heavies and RJs stacked up on the ramp. Nothing commercial in sight]
[Voiceover with summary of text appearing on screen]
"The Airline / FAA plan will save the airlines $1.7 billion per year without reducing congestion at the major hub airports. Where do you think that money will go?"