Caption Contest?

[P51Matt]

Will I get a chance to fly.

[hogie]

I hate to be a downer but I helped some vets do a study on raccoons. A majority of the raccoons carried "Baylisascaris procyonis" which is a parasite that can be very dangerous and deadly to humans. The only real way we were able to destoy the eggs was with a flame thrower. I was able to listen to an expert on the subject and I still get an ill feeling everytime I see something like this. Please be very careful with this situation.

[wfinnell]

Will you shut up and listen to me! Shut down all the garbage smashers on the detention level, will ya? Do you copy? Shut down all the garbage smashers on the detention level! Shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level!

[Fearless]

Hey - Are we going to buck some rivets or What?

[n981ms]

Wild racoons often carry rabies as well. ditto be careful.

Caption: "But I'm the perfect size for bucking those tail cone rivets."

[gordodavis]

Hurry up and get the wheel on, my back is about to give out.

[hydroguy2]

Hey You, Rivetboy! what's it take to get some fresh sardines around here?.......i swear hard to find good help around here....wait 'til he finds all the little compartments of cat food in these aluminum things."

[aerhed]

I had 2 of them for pets when I was a kid. Give him an egg if you want to see something funny. They poke a hole in either end and suck it down like a beer.

[rjcthree]

Relocate (if you're soft hearted) it before it invites friends (more coons, fleas, ticks, etc) or any of the previously noted diseases along. And find and close the hole he used to get in!

My avatar is my local woodchuck/squirrel killer. 3 in 2011. 1 (I think) in 2012. Your (and my) dismissal of single critters won't affect the global cycle of nature.

As for a quote: "Morituri Te Salutant!"

Rick 90432

[patterson]

What? You talkin' to me?