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My law of inanimate reproduction
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The velocity law states that the speed of your RV is directly proportional
to how cool your paint job is. |
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the Law of Hardware
No matter what hardware you are installing, you will always be one piece short.
Corollary: The shipping time for the missing piece is inversely proportional to the urgency of need. |
The reliability of any component is inversely proportional to the ease with which it can be accessed.
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Men are born honest, until they become fishermen and drinkers. |
Van's Time Axiom
Van's Time Axiom:
The need for any Van's part will inevitably be discovered at precisely 5:05PM Pacific Time on a Friday. Corollary: If the part is urgently needed and causes your plane to be grounded, the Friday in question will precede a Monday Holiday. |
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The walk-up counter at Aircraft Spruce East is open all day on Saturday. |
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Larry |
No matter how carefully you plan, once you have carefully wedged yourself in the cockpit floor to work on the panel from underneath, you will discover two forgotten items:
1. The exact tool you need for the job, and 2. Your cell phone you need to call for help |
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