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GeoffP 03-23-2019 06:44 PM

My law of inanimate reproduction
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe Hine (Post 1333565)
If you take something apart and put it back together enough times, you end up with two of them.

No matter how many AN3-3.5 rivets you set on a given day, overnight they?ll breed and seemingly replenish themselves

Paul 5r4 03-23-2019 08:30 PM

The velocity law states that the speed of your RV is directly proportional
to how cool your paint job is.

RV7A Flyer 03-23-2019 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ronschreck (Post 1333531)
No matter what you say on VAF, someone will find a way to disagree or prove you wrong. (And he is probably an engineer.)

Watch: "The sky is blue."

Corollary: No matter what thing/part/system/tool you say you have, at least half of the responding posts will be about things/parts/systems/tools that are not that (and how you should never have used that in the first place, what WERE you thinking?).

leok 03-24-2019 05:59 AM

the Law of Hardware
 
No matter what hardware you are installing, you will always be one piece short.

Corollary: The shipping time for the missing piece is inversely proportional to the urgency of need.

Peter Costick 03-25-2019 12:29 AM

The reliability of any component is inversely proportional to the ease with which it can be accessed.

NinerBikes 04-19-2019 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dtw_rv6 (Post 1333584)
Everybody lies about cruise speed, and fishing!

This come into effect more, when your trout or salmon is measured in pounds, not inches. Funny how the scales for your RV when weighing for CG per wheel, are dead accurate!

Men are born honest, until they become fishermen and drinkers.

bkc3921 04-19-2019 05:55 PM

Van's Time Axiom
 
Van's Time Axiom:

The need for any Van's part will inevitably be discovered at precisely 5:05PM Pacific Time on a Friday.


Corollary: If the part is urgently needed and causes your plane to be grounded, the Friday in question will precede a Monday Holiday.

Kyle Boatright 04-19-2019 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bkc3921 (Post 1340894)
Van's Time Axiom:

The need for any Van's part will inevitably be discovered at precisely 5:05PM Pacific Time on a Friday.


Corollary: If the part is urgently needed and causes your plane to be grounded, the Friday in question will precede a Monday Holiday.

Move to Atlanta. Everyone else has. ;-)

The walk-up counter at Aircraft Spruce East is open all day on Saturday.

larrys 04-19-2019 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kyle Boatright (Post 1340896)
Move to Atlanta. Everyone else has. ;-)

The walk-up counter at Aircraft Spruce East is open all day on Saturday.

Maybe that is my problem, every time I work on the RV, afterward I need to place an Aircraft Spruce order to replace what I screwed up or get some tool I don't have yet.
Larry

JHartline 04-21-2019 09:00 PM

No matter how carefully you plan, once you have carefully wedged yourself in the cockpit floor to work on the panel from underneath, you will discover two forgotten items:
1. The exact tool you need for the job, and
2. Your cell phone you need to call for help


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