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RV Law of ?
A stab at comedy. I’ll get the ball rolling with:
"RV Law of Clean Leading Edges / Dirty Belly" |
Law Two
RV LAW OF STATED PERFORMANCE NUMBERS
If you state any performance number on your craft someone in the audience will have always have a better one for theirs. |
RV Law of Tailwheel Superiority
If you even think A model, be prepared for the fuel and flames.
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The law of
The RV humility law
The more someone compliments you on your workmanship on your RV, the more mistakes and dings you will point out. |
RV humility law corollary: As soon as you start to think you are a competent builder, you bungle a part and humbly call the mothership for a replacement.
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... Vectors.
The RV Law of Vectors.
No matter how many times you checked... ? and rechecked... ...no matter what precautions you took... ? the drill bit is ALWAYS perfectly aligned dead center with your thumbnail. :eek: |
The RV Laws of Opinions
1st Law: "The first law states that for every opinion about building/flying/maintaining an RV, there is an equal and opposite opinion." 2nd Law: "The second law states that the entropy of any discussion about an opinion will always increase." 3rd Law: "The third law states that the entropy of any discussion around an opinion approaches a constant value just prior to being locked by a moderator." |
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The Law of Auto-Resolving Problems
If the aircraft starts to make a strange sound and subsequently the sound goes away, the problem has not resolved itself; there's at least a 50% chance it's gotten worse.
==dave== |
The Law of Perversity Tending to the Maximum
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